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She was behind a curtain, having a good massage, when she heard a voice in English asking one of the staff, “what kind of massage do you provide here?
If you, as an expat woman, turn up for your date, as is normal in most countries, in a nice outfit, stylishly cut shoes, makeup and styled hair, your Dutch date will have a minor heart attack.
He is likely to ask you what that stuff is on your face, and if you are planning to attend a wedding after the date.
” Which brings me to the subject of today’s post, seven deadly mistakes made when dating a Dutch man.
The shallow man has met many an expat lady that have been on dates with Dutch men that have not led to happy endings.
This in turn has led to the Dutch male being one of the laziest when it comes to chasing women, as generally they don’t really need to.
The antelope calls the shots and the Lion simply needs to drink his biertjes and wait to be hunted.” To which the response was, “pressure point massage.” The inquisitive chap on the other side of the curtain pressed on. ” the voice of the staff member was now getting louder, “we do normal massage.” The English voice pressed on and finally got to the point, “what about a happy ending?” At which point the response was “you dirty man, you get out now!” no starter, or main course just a sprint through to dessert.The shallow man is risking a storm of abuse by bringing this up again, but, I’ve been told repeatedly by expat women, even as recently as yesterday (thank you Vittoria) that Dutch men are tighter than a virgin female flea.Dutch women, are often very blunt in their intentions and don’t waste time with such things as flirting.Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating