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Hey I got it on my big head, so it works that way." 5) Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit "I will pay you

Hey I got it on my big head, so it works that way." 5) Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit "I will pay you $1 to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit.I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.

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Hey I got it on my big head, so it works that way." 5) Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit "I will pay you $1 to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit.

to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit.I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.

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Two friends living in a small town during the 1960s, run away to enjoy their freedom during the Vietnam War, thus disappointing the father of one of them.

When they return to town, they realize the importance of family unity.

I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room.

This might change as I get to know you better." 8) Pope hats "Because of this terrible economy, I'm having to shut down my business. " 10) Free couch, if you can bend time and/or space "I have a free couch for anyone who can get it back out of my room. You looked over your shoulder, saw me and started walking faster.

KFC may be known for its fried chicken, but after this week, it should also be known for having one of the best Twitter accounts on the Internet. I need time to process this."While KFC has marketed its fried chicken as using a secret recipe of "11 herbs and spices" for years, it's unclear how long this quiet joke has gone unnoticed.

On Thursday, Twitter user @edgette22 noticed that KFC's official Twitter account only follows 11 people."Those 11 people? Twitter was clearly amused by KFC's subtle sense of humor.

He brings a suitcase with dollar bills and showers her and Michael with gifts, trying to make up for lost time, knowing that he has a fatal heart ailment.

The money comes from his shady career in Las Vegas and Nora is dating a police who is very interested in meeting him...

I made him fuck her in the ass and lick his dick off before he entered mine and then he came inside my ass which I pushed out all over her pretty little face as I ground my gaping bunghole into her face saying "enjoy that cum" as it leaked from my ass.

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